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Sarah or Stewart?
The difference in women could not be more pronounced! The condensation and snobbery in the Martha’s voice in this interview demonstrates how out of touch she is with the very people who purchase her towels and paint; her magazines and decorating guides. The rich don’t buy
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Are there perks with invisibility?
Ladybug and I make our way about town several times a week but I’ve noticed a significant change in the general atmosphere surrounding these outings. Namely, the fact that I am now invisible. We go to the library, a place I have worked with the same people for over five years. Immediately, Ladybug
Confession
Confession I miss Ladybug when she sleeps. Isn’t that stupid? I mean, the kid WEARS ME OUT all day long. She’s curious about everything, she terrorizes the cats, she eats like a linebacker and she wants me to play, play, play. And she still doesn’t have true appreciation for cleanliness. Yet
Let’s Talk Social Security
Social Security costs us more than national defense. It is the largest government program in the world, eating up 37% of government expenditures and equaling 7% of the GDP. Every Democrat’s political bag of tricks contains an idiot card that reads: “The mean-spirited Republicans are out to cut your
Not Until You’ve Walked A Mile in Her Purse…
I have always carried a small purse and I use the pockets in a very efficient, organized manner. Each item has a home where it returns without exception. There is no tossing in of chap stick or breath mints. I don’t wad up useless bits of trash and deposit them in a bag I then carry around on my
Fight the War at Home
November’s National Military Appreciation Day should be viewed as this: Honor those that fight abroad for you, by fighting to protect your own freedom here at home. As a proud combat military wife, I want citizens to forget about giving servicemembers hugs, high-fives, and purchasing yellow ribbons
The Princess and the Peas
Ladybug has never wasted food before. She always eats anything and everything and she eats it GONE. Yesterday that changed. So I was washing out bottles and little baby spoons and in general more pastel plasticware than
Life with a Ladybug
Ladybug is currently pulling all of the trash out of the office trash can. My favorite cat in the world (who has since gone on to kitty heaven) used to pull dirty socks and underwear out of the laundry room in this same fashion. Ladybug is working against my inner Cleaning Goddess. We’ve gone over
We’re those people
Ladybug is not used to lots of food and we see that in every mealtime. She throws herself at the bottle and snorts and snorts and sucks it down like if she stops for air, it will disappear. The whole time she eats her eyes flick around at us as if to say, “Go ahead. Just try to take my food. You’ll
Cultural chaos in action?
You may not have heard, but over the weekend, a 15-year-old California girl was brutally gang-raped after leaving a school dance alone. She reportedly was met along the way home (or wherever she was headed) by a boy with whom
